Dating a jewish girl
So, you won't face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can't promise you won't be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She’s always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.
Honestly, if Moses had just sent his wife, she would have charmed Pharaoh into giving the Jews freedom wayyy earlier.
A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4x4’s and park them horrendously is commendable, and we’re more than willing to hold charity events in our homes.
We Rachel Weisz's and Natalie Portman's of the world know that in order to snag an Adam Brody or Jake Gyllenhall -- AKA a Torah-reading, vacation-loving and reasonably tall Jewish husband -- we must also deliver the goods. In fact, from the shtetl, to the ghetto, to right here in New York City, we’ve devoted our lives to it, having watched our mothers do exactly the same.
Given that there are only 13.7 million Jews worldwide (I know, it feels like they're all on the Upper West Side), this is a serious Mitzvah.
Some people blame ‘being picky’ for the fact they’re perpetually single.
She’ll always champion your cause and she’ll always be right there supporting you in whatever you need.
She excels at social networking, and you are cast in a glowing light because of her.
She creates a warm family environment where your family is always more than welcome to hang out, and you love her for it.
Your suits are always magically dry cleaned, your Ralph Lauren socks folded into balls and put away, your shirts wrinkle-free and freshly starched. But she ensures it all runs smoothly, and it's not something you ever need to think about.
Again, she may not be the one personally plumping the cushions and sweeping under the bed.
#letherpeoplego Much like the 10 Commandments, she treats trips to the gym, spa and hairdresser as things to simply live by.
Unfortunately, you may get fatter and balder with age and her cooking, but she appears to age backwards. She's also turned on by a man who can lay Tefillin and say Kiddush, so brush up.
Meaning, she’s interested in all the minutia of your day, including who you were in the elevator with, who you heard was getting married and what you had for lunch.